With a nod to current times, the second half of the sentence could be classified as Fake News, but the first half is as honest as the day.
Match balls cost £15 a piece and each team must provide a new ball for each league match. Now I'm no mathematician, but with three Hampshire League teams and all those colts teams, that's clearly a lot of balls.
Given the current financial climate, match ball sponsors are currently being sought.
£15 gets your name on the score sheet, in lights at the ground on match day, in lights on the relevant result page on the website, in a font of your choice on a roll of honour in the newsletter and spelt out in twiglets on the tea table between innings.
If you would like to spend £15 to sponsor a match ball for any game don't be a stranger.
email chrisdecani@googlemail.com
and he will furnish you with the details of how to pay for the thing online, deliver small change in a jar or discretely pass used notes in a brown envelope.