Following this autumn's seasonal migration small birds have been captured and drilled, and an aviary added to the pavilion in order to provide a results service through "Twitter"
Final scores as they happen for all the Longparish teams will be flown quickly (they are mostly Swifts and Swallows with the odd coot for second class delivery) who sign up to the Longparish CC Twitter account, all we ask is that you give them a bit of millet when they turn up. Its all above board and apparently quite popular among the young, and the birds actually enjoy the work. Initial concerns over animal cruelty were swiftly appeased by animal welfare groups,

An RSPB spokesman said:

"What the bloody hell are you on about"

Facebook could be next once permission is granted for a wall and we can scrounge a few bricks (a wooden panel fence is not permitted)